Mended

petition to rename moon Fuck Orb

orlandobloomers:

please sign

(via joshpeck)

if countries were students

Australia:The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America:The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada:The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England:The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand:Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands:That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France:The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China:The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia:The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

image

(via date)

unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

(via gnarly)

ohyeselifresh:

You lucky as shit if you got the person you want.

(via ffffelicity)

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

(via guy)

mashable:

So many items arranged so beautifully.

(via guy)

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